Thursday, November 13, 2008

EXAMINATIONS!! - Coronation Or CrucifIxion?



Science says that "For all humans, brain weighs on average about 3 lb (1.5 kg) with a size of around 1130 cubic centimetres (cc) in women and 1260 cc in men, although there is substantial individual variation. The brain is very soft, having a consistency similar to jelly. When alive, it is pinkish on the outside and mostly white on the inside, with subtle variations in color....." and the definition goes on, but the parents and faculty never seem to agree.
They've a different parameter or we can even call it a device to prove that all human brains are not the same, and the devic is commonly known to the world as "Examination". Students can be classified into three groups just as the society.
1.Toppers - Rich People
2. Average - Middle Class
3. Floppers - Poor People
And the 2nd level in both categories, being the major class has lots of sub-classes which is not of concern to this issue*
From the above case you will be clearly able to notice that the factor "Money" is proportional to "Marks". And yes, I am just trying to showcase the evolution of life in this "civilsed" society. The person with good marks is treated so well just like the rich people are treated. The Average class just nudges through all the pros and cons. And it is the Floppers who get brutalised. Not by weapons but by words and actions of the faculty and parents.
The Govt has always forgotten to take care of the poor, the same is the case with the Faculty and Floppers. And yet another comparison is that the Govt will always be announcing schemes for poor and Faculty will also be announcing "We'd like to care more for poor scoring students", but the bridge between these two classes is still under construction. Decades have passed. Still nothing has changed.
It is to be noted that it is not the fault of the Authorities only. It is the fault of "Floppers" and "Poor People" also. This can never be denied. Blabbering about Nuke Tests and deals, and India becoming the super power are becoming tools of fashion and also means for increasing TRP ratings now. But everyone has forgot to notice a simple thing that todays Students form tomorrow's Society. Instead of conducting "Vomitting-Out" examinations, the society has to adapt itself to a new method of education which will result in the completion of the Floppers (Poor People) - Faculty (Govt) Bridge. And only this, will end all the pandemonium in the country.
"A journey of thousand miles, starts with a single step". The above said process is definitely complex than Engineering Mathematics and Software Programming, but still we've experts in those fields also. So let's do it the ADIDAS way " Impossible is Nothing". We can if we think we can. Cheers!! :-)

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

LTTE Issue - The CEG Way !


The crisis in Lanka due to the conflict between the LTTE and the Srilankan Govt has created waves in CEG too. Yeah the administration is so worried about the fact that hundreds are dying and they've come out with an extra ordinary idea. It is supposed that the TN State Govt is the mother of this idea. The extra ordinary idea is- What Else? Collecting money from students. And my Department has gone one step further. The students can get their hall tickets for exam only after "donating" Rs.100/- to the Class Advisor. All hail the Administration of CEG and the Masterminds of my untiring Department!!

Note Of Aprreciation:
Certificate of Merit.
To My Dear Classmates,
This is to certify that, the Administration is really happy to've collected a lumpsome amount and We would like to award you the prestigious "HALL TICKET".

Guys please grow up. We all have an organ inside our skull and you know what it is. It should kindle you to reason out. Don't be sheep driven by herds. We are the most powerful section of the society , THE STUDENT BODY. Money is not the issue here. I just want to make u people realise that we are not puppets. And as we all know the only weapon we've is UNITY. If we are continuing this way there are chances our Dept teachers may even collect money from us to pay school fee for their children. So T.H.I.N.K!! Act accordingly.